Lyrics - 'Boring'
Boring
VERSE 1
I know you think that you’re real cool
I know you think you’re bad
Cause you break all the rules
I know you think
You’re a real great lover,
But honey, I’d rather sleep with your brother
What it comes down to
The way it is, is that
I have no more time for a
Smelly rat
CHORUS
You’re boring
Better lost than found
You’re boring
I think I’ll take you to the pound
Now you know why
I never come around
You’re boring
VERSE 2
I know you thought that I was easy
But I just thought that
You were sleazy
I know you thought you
Could manipulate me,
But honey, you’re the biggest jerk
I could see
What it comes down to
The way it is, Is that
I have no more time for a
Smelly rat
CHORUS
You’re boring
Better lost than found
You’re boring
I think I’ll take you to the pound
Now you know why
I never come around
You’re boring
SOLO
VERSE 3
Now I realize this about you
You’re boring and stupid
Through & through
I don’t even no why you
Bothered to call
After two weeks in Vegas having a ball
What it comes down to
The way it is, Is that
I have no more time for a
Smelly rat
CHORUS
You’re boring
Better lost than found
You’re boring
I think I’ll take you to the pound
Now you know why
I never come around
You’re boring
Music & Lyrics: Laurie Miller